Happy Birthday to Jordan! This is his first birthday since he was a freshman in college where he didn’t have to study for a final…and he is spending the day studying for his board exam. Boo! Since Jordan has to be studying for a test this birthday, I thought it would be a appropriate for us ALL to study a test today. I present to you: The Jordan Test.
You know how people say, “On a multiple choice test, when in doubt, just choose C”? Well, follow that advice because every answer is C (except for one question, where is it D).
The Jordan Quiz
2. Jordan’s number one goal for the age of 29 is
a) To repay all his student loans
b) To run a marathon
c) To convince his wife that they need cable
b) Banana split
c) Chocolate cake with chocolate frosting with chocolate fudge and chocolate syrup, served with a chocolate milkshake and…and a chocolate straw.
a) A horse
b) A go-kart
c) An automatic garage door
5. Jordan’s version of hell would be
a) A fiery outer darkness
b) A very cold, bleak existence
c) A room full of shedding cats while the show “How I Met Your Mother” plays in the background on repeat.
6. Jordan’s biggest man crush is
a) Mitt Romney
b) Aston Kutcher
c) Ron Swanson
d) All of the above
7. Jordan’s greatest accomplishment was
a) Marrying a smokin’ hotty
b) Being honored as Valedictorian of his PA class
c) Having the world’s highest score on the app game Hungry Santa
(though C is the correct answer, B is also true!)
8. Jordan’s special talent is
c) Knowing every word to every song, no matter how obscure
a) Police officer
b) A PA
c) A kindergarten teacher (isn’t that cute??)
10. If Jordan could give his wife any gift, it would be a a) Puppy, because he knows she really, really wants one
b) fur coat
c) Six extra inches of height so he didn’t have to hurt his back when he kisses her
Good job, everyone! And Happy Birthday, Jordan!